||[Aug. 23rd, 2007|10:44 am]
As most of you know, yesterday a Psycho chased me and Stefandan via car from near Stefano's house to Glasgow with a Hammer.....Twas crazy!!!!
....Well during this escapade I had to give the police a description of 'Hammer man' and his passenger 'Fugly Humdinger':
'Male, mid 30s, glasses, short dark hair, kinda fat,'
'Female, fat, ugly, ginger hair'
....Just found out that if we take this further and they deny it then that's the description they use in court.....I can imagine it now...
Lawyer - 'Female, fat, ugly and Ginger hair, can you point her out for the court Mr McManus?'
Me - 'Her there, the fat, ugly ginger fugly Hummmmmdinger!!!'
Tee hee, I kinda want it to happen that way....Well they did chase us with a hammer, it's mild in comparison.